two peanuts were walking down the street
one got assalted
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
the horse says “i think i finally realized that my addiction to alcohol is whats tearing my family apart”
what do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A baboom
my boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.
i totally nailed it!
why did Cleopatra fall off the swing?
because she’s dead
what did one wall say to the other wall?
let’s meet up in the corner
what do you call a fashionable lawn statue with a good sense of rhythm?
a metro-gnome
