To my fellow forumgoers,
I, bread, have decided to run for president. I feel that I am worthy of this position, and I hope you think so too. Regardless, I will do my best to convince you I am worthy of this position.
Not all here may know me that well. I don’t post very often, but this is not because I am inactive. Rather, it is because I don’t always feel the need to post anything. This quality helps me be more fair and less biased than others. I am also able to stay out of conflict and remain calm. These qualities are very important if you are going to be in charge of a large group.
I also believe that I have a lot of useful experience. I know most members of the forum quite well and I have been around for a long time. Not only do I have experience and time on the forum, but I also fairly good at the game. I can handle stress and I am open to others, but most of all I want to help everyone here and make sure that the forum is a good place to be.
I’m also a piece of bread so yea.
Anyways, hope you vote for me 
and good luck to the other candidates!
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