Ah yes, your name was BOB! Anyhoo, this is your tale of a great adventure! Shall we get started?
You open your eyes, slowly. The sun is piercingly bright, and you flinch from the sudden transition. With a groan, you manage to sit up. A gentle breeze sweeps across the vast meadow you’re sitting in and caresses your cheek. A curious bird stares at you for a moment, then flies away. You decide to look around.
You decide to travel to the forest, ⁿᵒ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉᵖᵃˢˢʷᵒʳᵈˢ. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵖᵘˡˡ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ.
You spot a conveniently located path, that happens to be in the exact direction of which you are headed! Wowza! …That’s weird, you don’t remember seeing that path when you looked around. Anyways, you start walking. After a short while, you reach the forest. A ray of light traces a path through the treetops. Birdcalls echo throughout the leaves. A bullfrog croaks somewhere in the distance. The buzz of cicadas can be heard everywhere. You inhale a breath of fresh air and smile. Then you continue walking.
8 HOURS LATER…
After what feels like an eternity without a helpful narrator or anything to keep track of your progress, you find yourself at a crossroads. The road forks into two paths. The left side is labeled “shortcut.” The right side is labeled “da road.” Re-reading the left side it also says, “you will definitely not die a horrible and excruciatingly painful death if you take this path.” I mean, why would whoever wrote the sign lie to you?
You decide to travel left. That person definitely wouldn’t have lied to you, right? Anyways, after a little while, the forest starts to darken. The trees start to look more twisted. The birds stop singing. In fact, the silence is deafening. Suddenly you see…a house. And it’s up ahead. Unfortunately, it looks straight out of a horror movie. More unfortunately, you’re really tired and want to sleep, you don’t think you can continue much further.
Day 4
You decide to explore the old, abandoned house. As you open the door, it creaks loudly. You step inside, and are immediately assaulted by a horrible stench. It’s almost as bad as FwhipyFishy, and he hasn’t showered in 69 days! Anyways, as soon as you step inside, the door slams behind you and locks. Fortunately the lock is on the inside, so you can unlock it whenever you want. This mansion is vast, and you decide to explore it. After wandering around for awhile, you realize that the hallways and rooms appear far larger than the dingy shack exterior. Oh well. Anyways, you have two options now. Go in the attic…or basement.